Historians will note this moment as the Great Frog Incursion of Home Decor. Sixty lifelike frogs — each a miniature masterpiece of plastic ambition — poised to leap from your garden to your party favor bowl. Twelve different types, because why settle for monotony when you can have biodiversity in your junk drawer.

Scatter them across a table at a birthday party and watch chaos unfold. Hide them in coworkers' desks for maximum psychological impact. Use them as cake toppers, terrarium extras, or tiny sentinels guarding your houseplants from absolutely nothing.

The size is small. The energy is enormous. If Napoleon had commanded an army of these instead of actual soldiers, history might've turned out very differently. Or at least wetter. Your living room will never be the same — and honestly, it was getting boring anyway.