It's a frog. On your keys. Or your backpack. Or your subconscious, haunting your dreams with its kawaii stare. It’s small, it’s stuffed, and it’s ridiculously cute. Somehow, it manages to combine the solemn weight of a tiny amphibian guardian with the fluffiness of a marshmallow wearing green pajamas.

Every day, this little plush frog embarks on epic quests—dodging lunchbox catastrophes, surviving the treacherous zipper labyrinth, and occasionally hitching a ride to school. It’s the unsung hero of the keychain world, a silent sentinel reminding you that cuteness reigns supreme.

If frogs had secret societies, this keychain would be their mascot. Just don’t ask it to open doors. It’s more of a moral support kind of frog.