They don’t want you to know this, but frogs have been secretly solving menstrual cramps since time immemorial. Enter this microwavable heating pad stuffed animal, a green amphibian emissary armed with moist heat and plushy charm. It’s 16 by 12.6 inches of cozy science fiction disguised as a frog.

Pop it in the microwave, unleash the warm frog hug, and suddenly, your cramps might feel like they’re getting frog-jumped into oblivion. The washable cover? Because even magical frog healers need a bath.

Pain relief has never looked so cute or jumped so high in effectiveness. Who knew the secret to surviving periods was a warming, frog-shaped therapist with zero judgment and maximum fluff? Nature’s gift, with a microwave button.