They don’t want you to know this, but the Mary Meyer Frog Again plush is plotting to become your new best friend. At 12 inches, it’s the perfect size for hugs, conspiracies, and awkward selfies.

This frog has seen things—probably in the realm of plush politics and stuffed animal drama—but it remains the stoic companion you never knew you needed. It’s not just a frog; it’s a therapist, a sidekick, and possibly the ruler of the fuzzy kingdom.

If you’re seeking a gift that says, “I’m weird, but lovable,” this frog’s got your back. Just don’t be surprised if it shows up in your Zoom calls uninvited.