They don’t want you to know this, but your pet has been plotting to infiltrate frog society for decades. This polyester two-legged frog hoodie is their undercover ticket. Small dogs, cats, rabbits, or foxes—no creature is safe from the froggy fashion revolution.

It’s warm, breathable, adjustable, and machine washable, which means your pet can blend in with pond life and still get a spa day in the washing machine. Imagine the look on the neighborhood squirrels’ faces when your dog hops by disguised as amphibian royalty.

Halloween and Christmas just got a tad more amphibious. Who knew that polyester could be a gateway to such wild, frog-themed shenanigans?